fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access

(via dicapriobliss)

taur:

Here’s my butt
what-mom:

x

thedaysoffuturepast:

some of you are fucking elitist.

especially when it comes to the English language

excuse me, but English isn’t the only language in the world. it is a foreign language for most.

next time you want to criticize someone on their English, just think to yourself. do i know any foreign languages as well as this person know English

if the answers if no, just shut your fucking mouth

(Source: jessiepinkman)

Reactions from people whose language I was trying to learn:

linguisticsyall:

Germans: Oh you’re learning German? Hey, you’re not so bad at it. Don’t fuck it up though. 

French: About time you learned French. 

Russians, Koreans, Spanish-speakers: WOW YOU’RE LEARNING MY LANGUAGE? LET ME HELP YOU I CAN GET SOME MATERIALS FOR YOU AND RECOMMEND SOME SITES AND VIDEOS, DID YOU JUST SAY “HELLO” IN MY LANGUAGE? YOU ARE SO GREAT WOW I AM SO IMPRESSED

Dutch: but why would you do this

aceofsnakes:

Fun fact: the Polish word for a “tip” is “napiwek” which literally means “for-beer”. As in “have some money to buy yourself a beer later”.

geist-no-zeit:

"you see that language over there?"

*points to language*

"i’m gonna speak it someday"

  • english: eight -> night
  • german: acht -> nacht
  • french: huit -> nuit
  • italian: otto -> notte
  • spanish: ocho -> noche
  • Linguistic science side of tumblr please explain this n+8≈sleepy time equation